The Pissing T'reee

Version A:

This tree; piss tree,
This tree that I stand by,
Shelters me from mocking,
Mocker's passing by.
Oh piss tree, bliss bee!


When Hobos came; with wetter flame,
Pissing on your roots, they took no blame,
And without shame, THE SHAME!
They wobbled off, to feeding trough,
So your to blame; for why their lame and bare no shame.


Now I have pee'd; upon this tree,
Men'ier the time,
Has it been fine.
But today just wasn't the same,
For I found people roaming out, around my pee-tree...


So let you free, my darling tree,
Though I'm sure you'll soon beacon mee.
Feel no shame; for what's been lane,
Upon this humble Tree; So
Let us pee, freee; like T'reee!!!



Version B:


This tree; piss tree,
This tree that I stand by,
Shelters me from mocking,
Mocker's passing by.
Oh piss tree, bliss bee!


When Hobos came; with wetter flame,
Pissing on your roots, they took no blame,
And without shame, THE SHAME!
They wobbled off, to feeding trough,
So your to blame; for why their lame and bare no shame.


Now I have pee'd; upon this tree,
Men'ier the time,
Has it been fine.
But today just wasn't the same,
For I found people roaming out, about my pee-tree...


So let you free, my darling tree,
Though I'm sure you'll soon beacon mee.
Feel no shame; for the message I have lane,
Upon this humble Tree; So
Let us pee, freee; like T'reee!!!



Version C:


This tree; piss tree,
This tree that I stand by,
Shelters me from mocking,
Mocker's passing by.
Oh piss tree, bliss bee!


When Hobos came; with wetter flame,
Pissing on your roots, they took no blame,
And without shame, THE SHAME!
They wobbled off, to feeding trough,
So your to blame; for why their lame and bare no shame.


Now I have pee'd; upon this tree,
Men'ier the time,
Has it been fine.
But today just wasn't the same,
For I found people roaming out, abound my pee-tree...


So let you free, my darling tree,
Though I'm sure you'll soon beacon mee.
Feel no shame; for what's been lane,
Upon this humble Tree; So
Let us pee, freee; like T'reee!!!